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The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.
Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
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Ms Dyson is the the worst teacher on the planet, will go on feminist rants if prompted. She fights for equal rights but hates men and says the N-Word in class (she is white as a cloud) she also picks favorites in her own children. When she goes on a 50 minute rant during history when someone makes a point against her claim that person isn't seen for a while.
"Holy Shit Ms. Dyson doesn't shut up about equal rights"
A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.
Have you been a good Dolly Dyson or a Bad Dolly Dyson while you were rogue for the past week?
when a girl puts a guys flaccid penis in her mouth and starts sucking in and out rapidly.
Woah man, that girl on Christian Mingle totally gave me the best Dyson In and Out I've ever had.
James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse
Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
Someone who sucks majorly at a task, thus likening themselves to an industrial dyson.
me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk
Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.
I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.