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When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear
Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing
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A replacement for the word fucking.
Quit your elfing bitching you scanky ass hoe!
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A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.
Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis
Intercourse in its smallest form
Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen
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Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."
Guy 1: That japanese girl is hot...
Guy 2: She's a total ELF.
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To move swiftly and nimbly in a situation usually restricting such movement. Also; elfed, to elf.
He was seen nimbly elfing through the crowded subway in persuit of the purse thief.
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A person who is really mean and short. Their real name is maxwell.
An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.
Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!
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