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When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.
Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"
George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."
a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.
"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"
When you live in PST, but your company/friends/etc decide to set on a meeting time that seems "normal" in EST (9am), but ends up being outrageously early for PST (6am).
Co-Worker: I need to get up early tomorrow, got a meeting.
Another Co-Worker: Lemme guess, Eastern o'clock?
Co-Worker: Yup.
Eastern Whitetails is the best outdoor YouTube channel ever made!!
Did you watch Eastern Whitetails latest vidja!!
This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.
An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.
A mid sized baptist college in south eastern pennsylvania that doesn't have students, but pods. eastern kids think that their shit doesn't stink and think they are holier than anyone else in the state. since they are so perfect, none of the students smoke pot, but go across the road to cabrini to get high. generally low class, eastern thinks they're hot shit in a champagne glass, but are really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.
girl one: why does campus smell so bad?
boy one: oh, must be the pot heads from eastern university sneaking on campus again!
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all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb
teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why
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