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It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown
You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.
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“Eat ass or become ass” mid something you say before you do something crazy like push in a room in Rainbow six siege
Person 1: I bet you won’t push that bandit
Person 2: EAT ASS OR BECOME ASS
National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
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The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.
Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.
Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio
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An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
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An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up
him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe