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When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.
Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.
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When 1 Person Sticks There penis inside the Others butt and cums and wipes it on a hot dog bun and eats it whole.
Joey Was Hungry So Miguel Made Him a Boston Eclair
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when the male inserts his penis into a pastry far enough so that the tip of the penis is sticking out. he then inserts his penis head into the girls rectum while she is turtle heading then proceeds to ejaculate on her face
Hey Dave I gave your mom the Pennsylvania Eclair. I hope you don't mind cleaning the sheets
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Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.
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When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"
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Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!
My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.