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To impregnate a bitch.
Mom... Josh prego'd my eggo.
Can I prego your eggo?
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are your eggs feeling unfertilized?
then i would like to preggo your eggo
with
a
non stick pan
and
oil
and
birth control
please daddy preggo my eggo
When you ask someone to play with your sausage.
Can you wego my eggo?
What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.
Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.
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"Leggo my eggo" is a former German expression for "Bite me" used in the late 70ies and throughout the 80ies. "Leggo" comes from "Lecken" what "lick" means. "my" is an easy bavarian "mei" ("mein" - in this case "meinen"). "Eggo" equals "Ego" the first person - so "me". Together it´s like "Lick myself" (German "Leck mich") or roughly "Bite me".
You lied to me so "leggo my eggo" (Translation from German)
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Epic gamer, Loves Eggo, is boom trina, loves anime, art and Me the guy who's wrighting this.
Grego my eggo- i love unicorns
Brooklyn-Thats a girl thing
Grego my eggo- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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On the drunk scale of 1-10, it rates a 3. The stage where you're approaching a buzz. See tipsy.
Keli: How do you feel now?
Heather: I feel.. Eggo Waffles drunk.
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