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Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.
hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"
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an extremely passionate relationship, mostly comsumed by sexual and erotic bedtime fun with a person of oriental decent getting it on with a person of white decent. eggroll fever can also occur with same gender relations. for more definitions, see jungle fever.
asian: its 3 am, can we redecorate your room??
whitey: yes! lets do it!!!
asian:....do it??? ok but after we redecorate!
whitey: mmmmmmm i cant wait for eggroll fever ;)
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when an asian person takes a shit on your dick
i went to the corner store to get a rusty eggroll
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When two partners have sex and the penis is shoved into a egg roll and is inserted into a vagina
I gave this girl a china eggroll
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A female of Asain decent whom is put in a position of authority. While in this position she assumes several other "sexual positions" with multiple other "partners and bosses". While in this positions she gets angry at everyone who talks about her sleeping her way to the top of the buisness ladder. Don't get in her path or you will have chopsticks in your back.
That ho bag wanted to get ahead at work so she became an angry eggroll. Man that angry eggroll is shiting on me hard. Damn that bamboo hurts when it's stuck into my back.
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to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.
guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?
guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.
guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!
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An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.
Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!
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