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When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.
It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.
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The name given to a massage for females concluding with a "happy ending."
"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
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The 'Prelude' to a three way - Where two girls/two guys stand on either side of a guy/girl and make out/grind with them.
"Woah dude! Check it out! Timmy is Bustin' An Egyptian, what a lucky dude!
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to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy"
Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed.
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Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.
*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.
Bรฆ tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last nightโฆ
The loose, watery diarrhea that occurs after you eat some bad koshari; can be thought of as North Africa's version of Montezuma's revenge.
Hey, I wont be coming in to work today... I got a bad case of Egyptian mudbutt from some bad fลซl I ate last night.