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When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.
It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.
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The name given to a massage for females concluding with a "happy ending."
"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
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The 'Prelude' to a three way - Where two girls/two guys stand on either side of a guy/girl and make out/grind with them.
"Woah dude! Check it out! Timmy is Bustin' An Egyptian, what a lucky dude!
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to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy"
Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed.
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The loose, watery diarrhea that occurs after you eat some bad koshari; can be thought of as North Africa's version of Montezuma's revenge.
Hey, I wont be coming in to work today... I got a bad case of Egyptian mudbutt from some bad fลซl I ate last night.
When someone cries in another person's anus.
Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.
when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.