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a.) possibly the greatest person you will ever meet. b.) a total weirdo who constantly quotes Spongebob. c.) takes interest in foreign affairs and death cab for cutie.
a.) Awww, sweet! eileen o'donnell is coming! Let's go hang out with her!
b.) Ughhh, make her shut up about freaking episode 47.
c.) "blah blah blah africa, blah blah blah death cab"
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Where during sex the female spins like a bayblade on the males penis screaming the ussr anthem
Last night my girlfriend did the dirty eileen
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noun -(/aΙͺΛli n/ eye-LEEN or /ΛaΙͺli n/ EYE-leen, wee. /wi /.)
state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time
"When i crack a joke in the new class, I'm always in eileen wee"
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The ejaculation of a male onto an unsuspecting victim, usually an inappropriate female (Iie. a flat-mates girlfriend or mother) when they least expect it.
Usually the male is pre-loaded, and busts into the room singing "Come on Eileen" as he carries out his task.
NB: The 'victim' does not have to be called Eileen
Shit, I was sat watching Buzzcocks the other day when Calvin burst in, shouting the works to Dexy's, when Freddie's mum got it in the eye. Gotta love the ol' Come On Eileen tactics.
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A BAD friend who NEVER LISTENS or FOLLOWS THROUGH. Commonly found betraying her best friend Lauren.
You fucked over your best friend? You must be Amanda Eileen Kelly.
When listing terrible excuses as to why you never listen to your friend, please remember to write your full name, Amanda Eileen Kelly, at the top of the page.
I hate Amanda Eileen Kelly.
Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!
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