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The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?
Ralph: Really? What was the election result?
Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
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a wing of twitter full of autistic gay children or autistic homophobic children who analyze elections and either cope or make a massive wishcast depending on what party they like.
The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman
Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie
Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
please DO NOT join Election Twitter
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A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.
Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election
The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.
A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.
My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.
to smoke marijuana in a clandestine fashion, i.e., by blowing the smoke out of the window of your studio apartment so neighbors won't smell it.
Me and Andre are going to elect a pope at my place before going out drinking.
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Two rich old white perverts try putting fake votes in a box to rule a country.
Ace: Who will you be voting for in the Presidential Election?
Trump: A wall.
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November 2, 2010. A sad day in America.
It is typical for a mid-term election to favor the oppostion party, however due to unlimited corporate spending this year, the G.O.P. took a bigger chunk than anyone would have thought possible. Republicans had a 25% approval rating in 2010. They somehow bought a majority in Congress and made gains in the Senate. Luckily the Tea Party was only able to get 32% of their candidates elected.
The 2010 Election was a major set back for President Obama and a potentially devasting blow to the working class struggling to recover from the Bush Depression.
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