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Your typical lazy, chill, gaming friend. Perfers flavoured drinks over plain water. Can be charming and "cute" at times. Enjoys making racist and perverted jokes at the best and worst moments.
Brian: Hey Elijah want to go downtown?
Elijah: Nah, I'm... busy.
Brian: With what?
Elijah: My 14 kill streak.
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The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.
Kirstinb: ELI IS SMEX AMEN
LOVEROFELI: I love Elijahism
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The most charming, adorable, and sweet guy you will ever meet. An Elijah is EXTREMELY good in bed and dates girls, and has friends with benefits. If you don't have an Elijah in your life, get one!
"Purrrr, I just fucked that Elijah last night!"
"Aww girl don't cry, you need an Elijah!"
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A handsome, cute, and sexy guy who is looking for a real relationship.
That Elijah is looking for something deeper than a fling.
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Literally the coolest and hottest human being in the universe, and an absolute SEXY BEAST. People go their whole lives longing to be with someone as absolutely incredible as Elijah. If you ever meet an Elijah, then you've found pure gold.
Person-"yo, I met an Elijah yesterday"
Other person-"WOAH DUDE LUCKY!!!"
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Completely full of himself. Elijah's are arrogant but very smart and has a unique way of seeing things. He is caring but doesn't show it, and he is always the first to be there for you. He doesn't like revealing who he really is but is a great person. He is funny and everyone loves him.
Elijah is super cool, you just have to get to know him!
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The hottest smexiest guy in the world who u should love to death, always defending you and loving you and wont never use you. best bf ever! loves guitars,skateboards and tin foil.
omg hes such an elijah! run its elijahs girl and she looks mad! i love elijah. elijah is not a dick infection lol.
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