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It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out
I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud
the skin that connects your dick an your sac.
While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.
Dried out crust left over from a wad of Cum when the sperm dehydrates and hardens.
When Joe's Grandma passed out in her chair watching TV, his friends were all too eager to cement her eyes shut with a batch of Elmer's Goo!
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Another Word For Breasts
Look At The Elmer Fudds On That Milf!!
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Named after non-toxic Elmer glue, elmer jokes lack the certain toxicity required to make a joke funny. It is not uncommon for an elmer joke to silence an entire room.
a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries
Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
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1. An amusing cartoon character commonly seen in association with Bugs Bunny.
2. Any law enforcement officer who is known to employ the services of one or more badge bunny, due to the cartoon characters penchant for hunting rabbits. See also badge bunny
Have you met Officer Yung?
Oh, you mean Elmer Fudd? Every badge bunny in the tri-county area has given him a turn!
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The milky white glob of cum mixed with female lubrication, KY Jelly (and God knows what else) that oozes out of a woman's vagina or anus after annonymous drunken sex. When left to dry, it permenantly bonds her pubic hair to her thong.
Can also be collected after vaginal or anal intercourse for use in children's arts & crafts projects, reapairing cracked engine blocks, leaky radiators and adhering heat tiles to the space shuttle. Great dilapitory too.
NOTE: The patent for Elmer's Spoo has been purchased by the folks who manufacture Krazy Glue.
When that ho woke up this morning, her ass was stuck to the sheets with my Elmer's Spoo.
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