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Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
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when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.
i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.
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This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.
Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to
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When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.
This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.
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head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.
last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable
An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.
Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
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Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.
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