Sephora Employee

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

10👍 4👎

Meade Employee

One Who Sniffs Chemicals.

Yo Sniffer, You Been Huffin The Shizzo Again?

5👍 3👎

Zappzter Employee

Probably the coolest person on palringo, we all know it. He travels room to room with his sexy voice, so BEWARE, you might fall for this hot stud.

"hi i am the zappzter employee, here with a new fresh vm.

5👍 3👎

RayneCorp Employee

The enlightened. In layman's terms, the employees of the multimedia empire RayneCorp.

Person 1: I am a proud RayneCorp employee.
Anyone with a functioning brain: Ditto.

Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC

Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income

PWS Employee

A hardworking industrial laborer who is usually addicted to one or more of the following substances: Alcohol, Nicotine (including vapes), Caffeine, Phenibut and strictly eats junk food for lunch. Despite the previous fact they are great to work with.

I heard that person is a PWS employee, they must be cool, unless they are an assembler..... then they're just an asshole.

Dunkin employee

Usually dead inside and will rant it to anyone and they deal with it by getting high in the bathroom Dunkin is there safe place even though they complain about the whole time

Oh she’s a Dunkin employee watch out