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English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

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Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.

Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

by crazycoay123 January 7, 2022


English Teacher

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.

The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.

by The Possum of Wisdom November 11, 2022


English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??

Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.

by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 8, 2022


English Teacher

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.

Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.

by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 30, 2022


English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone

SHe is the english teacher's favorite

by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022


english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life

“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT

by shlongjohn May 14, 2022