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The school that has a nasty habit of losing to Woodberry Forest on a regular basis, especially in football, in which Woodberry has won far more of the 104 games that have been played between the schools.
EHS Guy 1: Damnit! We lost to Woodberry again! Hannah, where are you going?
Hannah (EHS Girl and EHS Guy 1's Girlfriend): I'm going over to talk to that Woodberry guy. Stop whining so much, you're not good at sports, accept that.
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The worst school in the Houston area. 99% of the people there are major potheads. They think they are the hsit, but they are really not. THey are high- rich preppy ass kids who suck at lacrosse. Yea EHS sucks
Episcopal High School Rich bitches suck a lot.
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Girl who go to the Episcopal Academy who think they are the shit. These girls walk around there million dollar campus with there designer clothes and accessories like they're all that and truthfully THEY ARE. they are the perfext main line girls they have money, looks and smarts and can party while still acting classy. sure they can be bitches if they don't like you they wont act fake. everyone wants to be them because they're perfect and practically main line royalty, episcopal academy classes '09-'12 appproved.. class '13 get ready for episcopal academy uppper school and the time of your lives.
baldwin and AIS girls: look at those episcopal academy girl, wish we could be that smart, hot and get all the guys
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Trinity Episcopal School is the best highschool in Richmond, Va. We have the hottest girls, we throw the best parties. And we're not snobs!!!(like st. catherine's, st. chris, ect.) Or sluts!!!! (like the dirty gerties, ect.) We are the most creative school and our basketball and baseball teams kick ass.
tes girl: Patches place is awesome!!! I love listening to music outside during lunch with my friends!
tes boy: yeah Colin Healey and the Jetskis are awesome!
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st. cats girl 1: Lyk OMG! Josh A. at TES is teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 11111 I wonder if he'll talk to me if i g2 his baseball game in meh new mercedes?
st. cats girl 2: Idk....Gawd hes hott!!!! I wish St. Chris guys were hott and not gay....
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st. chris guy: OMG Trinity Episcopal School guys are teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!1111*makes out with ugly st. chris guy*
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A school located in Alexandria, Virginia. The majority of the boys at this school were not accepted into Woodberry Forest School, which is considered of much higher quality than Episcopal High School. The girls there are okay, you almost feel bad for them because they have to go to school with a bunch of fags that are just bitter because they didnt get into Woodberry. EHS is renowned for getting there asses kicked by Woodberry, namely in football, and namely when they lost 42-0 to Woodberry in November of 2005. Yeah, it was 36-0 at halftime, and then when Woodberry got bored, the smallest kid on their team decided to fuck up some kid from EHS until he had to go off the field on a stretcher. EHS as a school is usually lumped in the category of other girls with faggot male students, such as St. Christopher's and Collegiate. They all want to go to Woodberry, but are too stupid. EHS is full of potheads and fuckups. They are referred to as Goons by many people, as they suck so much they cant have an actual school mascot. The end.
"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Yes."
"Oh, I guess that means you didnt get into Woodberry."
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"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Yes."
"Wow, you fuckin suck."
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Trinity Episcopal School is the best highschool in Richmond, Va. We have the hottest girls, we throw the best parties. And we're not snobs!!!(like st. catherine's, st. chris, ect.) Or sluts!!!! (like the dirty gerties, ect.) We are the most creative school and our basketball and baseball teams kick ass.
tes girl: Patches place is awesome!!! I love listening to music outside during lunch with my friends!
tes boy: yeah Colin Healey and the Jetskis are awesome!
Or
st. cats girl 1: Lyk OMG! Josh A. at TES is teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 I wonder if he'll talk to me if i g2 his baseball game in meh new mercedes?
st. cats girl 2: Idk....Gawd hes hott!!!! I wish St. Chris guys were hott and not gay....
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st. chris guy: OMG Trinity Episcopal School guys are teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!1111111*makes out with ugly st. chris guy*
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Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.
Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
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