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Elevator music with a better or more pronounced beat.
Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse because she had Eiffel 65.
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When you are either at the top or bottom of escalators that go opposite directions at the area where the railing is parallel to the ground with escalators that go opposite directions. You then lie down on the railing on your back and the belts going opposite directions cause you to spin in circles.
Random Observer: What is the guy doing?
Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.
Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
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The art of a man taking charge on a date, actively creating chemistry with her, and escalating said chemistry so the relationship goes somewhere.
Bro 1: I was on a date with Mary and idk why but it didn't go anywhere.
Bro 2: Bro, you need to use chemistry escalation.
The date on which you decide to no longer date, but have a relationship instead.
On date 3, our escalation date, Erica and I decided to no longer date but start a real relationship.
noun.
A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*
Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.
Person: Don't give a fuck.
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory
that wil suky suky you're mum twat
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY
An escalator whose stairs is made of penises.
Hey look! There is a Penis Escalator! We should ride it for MEMES!!
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