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Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.
(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D
OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL
Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..
NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI
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this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!
evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?
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When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching
Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:
Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-
Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."
Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."
Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"
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An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.
Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!
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The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
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An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.
Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.
“Christians” who worship politics.
The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.