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That's so evoluted!
My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
1. noun: forced evolution.
2. verb: to force evoution.
Skin Pockets. 'Nuff said. No more pants, bitches! Dude, I evoluted! Check out these skin pockets. They're so practical. These skin pockets. Thank God I evoluted.
*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.
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An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.
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The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"
Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."
"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
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A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.