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We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
The act of explaining anal sex
Amy and I did explainal last night
Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
Explaining Ronan is a hard thing because he is too special
Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
Explaining ronan is very hard because he is too special
On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.
*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!
Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.
*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.
Typically used on Reddit or AI language models like ChatGPT, this phrase is used wjem tje uiser would like something explained in an extremely simple and easy-to-understand way.
User: "Explain like I'm 5, what is the difference between a motherboard and a CPU?"
ChatGPT: "The motherboard is the robot's body with roads, and the CPU is the robot's brain that tells it how to move and think. They work together to make the robot work, just like in a computer!"
What you say to America, when a random bunch of emos start hissing at you.
emos: *hissing at random guy*
random guy: america explain