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1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:
Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs
FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net
Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header
etc.
2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
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AIDS and DABS those 2 words sum it up
Hey john you get fifa 17?
Yeah bro I dabbed with Buffon!
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Also known as a Fifover - is when you and your boys stay up way too late playing FIFA, and when you wake up the next day you are extremely tired and all you can think about is Futbol, and beating your friends in FIFA next week.
Rando: "Bryan, I have a FIFA hangover man."
Bryan: "Yeah we were up late man, my Fifover is gnarly."
Randy: "I'm gonna make your Real Madrid bend over next week."
Bryan: "Shuuut uup! I'll wreck you!"
The most overpriced thing of all time.
I was gonna buy some Fifa points until I realized they cost more than my soul
A word used to describe nudes.
Dude 1: "Hey did you see Becky's Fifa cards?"
Dude 2: "Yea dude, definitely a legendary card, unlike Susan's Fifa Cards."
Dude 1: "Yeah, those were bronze at best."
When the computer controlled team in the popular football game FIFA unrealistically scores past you in the 90th minute resulting in a draw or loss to you.
PJ - I don't believe it, the computer scored past me out of nowhere in the 90th minute meaning I lost and got relegated
Chris - Typical FIFA con
The time of the clock on the current 'fifa game' because the matches vary in length so the time goes alot quicker.
Ginge: Oh yes, what an awesome goal i am going to win!
PJ: Not yet son, there is still 20 fifa minutes left!
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