FTD's

Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.

Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.

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FTDS.

the abbreviation for the term fck the dumb shit. and the official stamp for the fck the dumb shit. clothing line.

i love FTDS. apparel!

ftd

fallopian-tube-deep; the deepest possible position in a woman's vagina. Could be specified ftdl or ftdr (fallopian-tube-deep-right or fallopian-tube-deep-left).

Dude, I completely was ftd with Hannah last night.

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ftd

For The Draw. Used to describe a situation which is between FTW (For The Win) and FTL (For The Lose).

Some Guy: Omg, I was playing my mate at Pro Evo and it ended 4-4 after extra time. It was FTD!

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ftd

fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.

Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.

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ftd

Acronym for fuck the dumb, because dumb people suck.

Matt: I gave that lunchlady a 20 and she gave me 23 dollars back!
Me: *shakes head* ftd dude, ftd

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ftd

Fucked to Death

dude i FTD last night!

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