Tad's massive (Dick , cock ,penis, etc..)
The fabled obelisk is fabled
When your nose has been broken so many times it has stories to tell.
Bloody hell you look like you have some nasal fables you could tell.
(читать нотации) : to preach moral precepts to someone, most likely to preach to the converted
if you want to avoid trouble with your parents, do not try to fable them
(читать' нотации in Russian) to preach morals precepts to someone who doesn't really need them
if you want to avoid problems don't try to fable to your parents or your elders