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A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.
"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"
"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"
"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"
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While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.
When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine
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That one time when the Irish got so shit faced drunk that they lost all their potatoes
Oh no, Mary, we've been Irish potato famined!
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Word created by Melissa D in 1999 to describe beloved pets. Animals considered family members.
I have to feed my faminals. My faminals mean the world to me.
SEXUAL CRAWLERS
The SALACIOUS ULTERIOR MOTIVES of some GROUPS , INDIVIDUALS and BUSINESS ENTITIES even can be.
IN MEMORY OF GARY BROKER (THE EYES AYES I'S HAVE IT!!!!!) LIQUORICE JOHN DEATH
(BROOKINGS INSTITUTION) PROCOL HARUM DERAM RECORDS ((BROWN AND CREAM COLORED 45 RPM DREAM ) (SHEEP HORNS SEXUAL PORN) " BIGGEST LINE ," TAKE THIS IN A TEASPOON" ...+THE MOOD IS A MOODY BLUE)
"FAndanGo , " TURNING CARTWHEELS CROSS THE FLOOR" " SHE RA TON AS SO GRAND!!!!!"
SALUTE TO "MY PEEPLES"....NATURE FIRST
SURREY ON DOWN TO " STONE SOUL PICNIC"
WELCOME TO THE "FIFTH DIMENSION" "SWEET BLINDNESS"....IF YOU GOT EYES ...DON'T GO BLIND ...EBONY EYES....BOB WELCH -ROBERT LAWERENCE WELCH JR.(CAPITAL) (RICK JAMES( ....YOU AND I ...(GORDY)
Mention (KEITH REID , NATTHEW FISHER)
AUSTIN (PHARMACEUTICALS) - (LIVE LONGER) CAPTURE ....FISHER AUDIO...EDDIE FISHER (RCA) FISHER ___________.
SPARE THE "WISE ASSERY"
Any INTERNET SOCIAL NETWORK that cultivates "PERFECT SEXUAL HYPNOTISM".
Realize my friend inside this UKRANIAN CRISIS and any or all NATURAL DISASTERS AND WAR the EXPLOITATIVE TAB00 FAMINE rears it's UGLY HEAD of KINDNESS when you talk about the true nitty gritty of PEDOPHILE RINGS and how they make their acquisitions .
As the CLOCK TICKS and in short TIME SPREADS the training of ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER will eventually TIE ONE OVER on as YOUNG AS YOU WANT TO BE so the EXPLOITATIVE TAB00 FAMINE tools " ARE PLAIN TO SEE". (QUOTE "WHITER SHADE OF PALE"...THE AMAZING GARY BROKER..."LUQUORICE OF DEATH"...PEDOPHILE ANTHEM....
When your fantasy football team finishes only first or worst 5 years running.
If you looked your name up your name in the dictionary it would say feast or famine.
What happens when retards slut out all of the women. Extinction by way of collective stupidity.
Hym "Yeah, this is great! Female choice is working great. Driving human evolution. Evolving us straight into a schizophrenic horde who cannot discern fact from fiction. Fantastic! I love it! Hopefully I survive my lymph node shit long enough to watch everyone die. I'm glad I didn't live a life of crime because I could have been running around and doing whatever the fuck I wanted and the outcome would have been the same. I think this deserves a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Famine? I guess I was right about the whole apocalypse thing. Great job me. Once again proven to be a genius!"