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Fangirl

An illness transmitted by reading good books and watching good shows etc.
Symptoms include:

-excessive crying
-shrieking
-insanity
-aggression
-rolling on the ground and clutching yourself

-mood swings
-writing of fanfics
-recommending book/show etc to others

There is no known cure.
If you suspect someone has become a fangirl, please call the ambulance immediately.

Person 1: Hey do you know where Christine is? I haven't seen her in a few days
Person 2: I heard she's in the hospital under isolation.
Person 1: What happened to her?
Person 2: She has been diagnosed as 'Percy Jackson Fangirl'
Person 1: Oh shit I started reading that series
Person 2: You're doomed.

by dat tissoo fangirl September 10, 2017


fangirl

A female who is obsessed with a particular actor, musician or celebrity in an unhealthy way.

Fangirls generally range from age 10-15 but are known to exceed range but rarely surpass teenage years.

Most fangirls target boy bands, specifically Disney manufactured and those in their teens/early 20's.

They generally give the band a bad reputation, and instead of being taken seriously, they are usually labeled as a preteen band that only is as successful as they are because of the fans, though not always entirely true.

Most also have crushes on people who are very much older than them, sometimes as much as twice their age.

Fangirls can be a blessing as well as a curse to a band, actor, athlete or celebrity. They're known for their wild behavior and extreme dedication to said target.

Fangirls fall into one of 2 categories upon meeting or seeing said celebrity in person; weepers or screamers. Weepers generally tend to cry and weep in the form of joy where as screamers tend to scream and jump around in the form of excitedness.

Most fangirls will fall out of their phase of obsession within 1-3 years or when they lay eyes on a new band.

Some fangirls believe that once bands become less popular, they will have a better chance to meet them and become romantically involved with their chosen target or form a friendship with chosen band, actor or celebrity. This will lead some girls to actually discourage new fans and some will go as far to create new accounts on said website and pretend to be a hater. Many girls also create poser accounts and pretend to be said celebrity rather for entertainment and out of obsession or to pretend their fantasy has came true.



Fangirls are also notorious for outrageous behavior such as attacks on people who share the common interest for the chosen obsession, hating on past known girlfriends/boyfriends, writing extremely imaginative fanficts(most include kissing, said celebrity saving author, typical romance plots and in some older fans, sex), believing the celebrity is writing songs about them, assuming that once they pay 600$ for a front row ticket to a concert and backstage pass the celebrity will lay eyes on them and fall madly in love and marry them, believing their only true purpose is to be with said celebrity, and of course stalking behavior.

Because of vague descriptions often given by celebrities of their ideal girl/boy, most fangirls match this therefore believing further more they are the true soulmate of said celebrity, leading to further obsession.

In rare cases, fangirls are so obsessed that they believe their life is worthless if they cannot be with said celebrity.

There are many rumored stories of fans of bands such as Tokio Hotel who fall madly in love with specific band members and when coming to the conclusion they would never be with them romantically, they believe life is worthless and attempt to take their own life.
There has never been any verified articles on this story, but many fans believe if the suicide did take place, it was drawn up that the suicide was due to a love for Tokio Hotel instead of looking into deeper problems to cause a depression by parents in an attempt to cover neglectful treatment.

Highly noted fangirl case involves a 12 year old girl who imitated an anti-suicide music video from band Tokio Hotel when taking her own life by jumping off a 10 story building. Many people argue that this was not the case of a severe fangirl but a depression and typical actions of an emo trend follower.

Normal: "Yeah I like the Jonas Brothers. I am going to a concert of theirs this summer, can't wait!"
****Generally has a few posters of band/individual desired as well as others in addition, usually from magazines.

Fangirl: *normal girl 1:* My favorite Jonas brothers is Joe! He's so cute! :D

*Fangirl 1*: BACK OFF BITCH JOE IS MINE!!!!!

*Fangirl 2*:NO HE IS MINE! WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND I AM GOING TO HAVE HIS BABIES! QUIT DREAMING!!11

by 1% juice August 14, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


fangirl

a female human being who is obsessed with either a manga,anime,video game or actor/singer/any famous person.Fangirls are often associated with being either losers and/or unattractive; but most are actually average looking.Also tends to socialize at conventions.See cosplay and fanboys

*anthony rapp and his boyfriend leave starbucks*
Fangirl1:OMFG!IT'S ANTHONY RAPP!!(shreks high pitched squeel while faning self with hands before passing out)
*Fangirl2 approches anthony*
Fangirl2:Excuse me,Mr.rapp(unstoppable grinning ear-to-ear while blushing like unhumanly possible).
AR:Yes?
FG2:Me and my friends were wondering.....do you run fast?
AR:No...no not really.
*girls look at each other both gleefully and maniaclly at the same time*
random girl from behind:GEEEEETTTT 'IIIIIMMMM!!!!!
*both drop lattes and run for their lives*

by Yna January 21, 2007

58๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


fangirl

Fangirl: known to rave, squeal and post to all hours of the night, faint, swoon, drool, save excessive amounts of photos, procrastinate, and say 'Ohmigosh!'. See also: complete nutter

Fangirl: a rabid breed of females who is obsessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Fangirls congregate at sci-fi conventions, live journal and fanfiction.net. Have been known to glomp, grope and tackle when encountering said obsessions.

I am a fangirl with fictiophilia. I like Harry Potter. If I ever met Daniel Radcliffe, I would glomp him.

by fantasizing_fluff November 19, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fangirl

the result of evolution taking 20 steps back, and 13 to the left. We cannot help but pity these poor creatures known as fangirls

fangirl: WOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO OMFG ITS ITATCHI!!!!!!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!!! WOOOO WOOOO WOOOOOOOO
guy:...are you stupid?
guy2: dude, knock it off, she can't help it, shes the result of evolution taking 20 steps back and 13 to the left. pity her, shes more monkey than man
guy1: you're right, sorry
fangirl: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY ITACHI?!?!?!?!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!

by dai-karasu November 11, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


fangirl

verb- to squeal, scream, cry, weep, or hyperventilate when seeing a favorite famous person in a picture, in a video, in person, etc. usually occurs among the female community (fangirls) over attractive male actors/ singers.

fangirl (seeing Darren Criss's picture): OHHH MYYY GOOODDDD HEEE'SSS SOOO HOTTT!!!! I WANNA MARRY HIM SOOOOO BADDD!!!!!!

by Knee A. Barrel January 10, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fangirl

A girl with an obsession of something. Can be a celebrity, anime, a band e.t.c. popular obsessions are Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Inuyashamashywhaever, and Good Charlotte. Most of them do have lives outside of their crush apart from the odd scary one. They can produce quite good fanart and fanfiction. Many are good-looking and thin (e.g. many of my friends). Many are also nice people who are capable of answering a question with 'squee' or 'OHMYSEXGAWD'. I am a fangirl and proud.

Crazy fangirl: OMG it's him!!111!!oneone I luff you marry me!!!11!!!
Normal Fangirl: Wow look it's *whoever* he looks good. Can I have your autograph?

by Izzy F August 31, 2004

110๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž