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Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.
Guy: Hey, let's fark later on okay?
Girl: Oh kinky. ;)
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A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.
My farkin'GF left me what should I do?
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
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To snore loudly, including during the day at rest
That guy's farking as loud as a train, and just as annoying
Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
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1) Is everything and nothing at the same time.
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
what the fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
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1: an online site that has members photoshop pictures mpostly by putting ackbar on it
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
2: man we farked that sit good
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1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
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