Fart

sounds funny at first but wait until you smell it.

Boy *farts*
Girl: hehehe
Also Girl: eww I can't breath rotten eggs! Call 911

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Fart

A gas let out of your butt ( with double T)

That bish just farted.

fart

Extremely relaxing suicidal nuclear bomb machine.

Hey, Joe! Your fart just destroyed Donald Trump!

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Fart

A strong scent released from the anus that can annoy anyone in it's path

Chad : Oh baby I wanna pound your soft pussy all night!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't

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fart

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

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farting

A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.

Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"

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fart

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

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