Febreze Bukkake

When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.

Aiki looked down the barrel of a pent-up Febreze bottle and took a Febreze Bukkake in the face.

febreze wearing cliffy

An unmanly dude that is poor who lives at his mother's place smells like cats and amount have money for some body spray and uses febreze to try and hook a date

"cliffy" hey nice shoes want to fu**!?,no! and shut up you febreze wearing cliffy.

beyond febreze

When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".

- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze