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WHENN ALL THE BADDDD BITCHESSSS ARRIVE, IM TALKING ABOUT MY SINGLE BITCHES!! hell yeah .. you show that man what the fuck he lost because ur a baddie ma!! 💅🏼 period
my mom: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
me: february 14??
me: *squeals*
both of us “ITS BAD BITCH DAY”
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the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries
girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty
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When people on Twitter collectively decided Dean and Cas from the show Supernatural get married in heaven.
It's February 14, the day deancas got married.
the day that everyone has a significant other
her: hey it's february 14, where's you boyfriend?
him: yeah where
me: *stares and snatches him* here's my boyfriend. where did yours go
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valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!
:::february 14:::
boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online)
Love!
Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strength
.....the color of perfect skies
Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open
fields
Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world
girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!!
boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*
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What did you do on february 14?
I broke some PR’s in the gym
the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf
person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum