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An explosive bowel movement which usually will turn the cornhole inside-out. Typically, lifting the feet from the floor plastering the inside of the bowl with feces.
I was good dahn Mexico until I drank that water. I was sitting on the pot with a fecal tsunami the rest of the day. Shit was flying everywhere.
The exact point in time when a plan, business, military operation, or other human endeavor falls apart and heads toward failure. The point when everything turns to shit. Opposite of "focal point" at which everything comes together.
United States military operations in Iraq passed the fecal point long ago.
Rep. Mark Foley's political career reached the fecal point when the news media published his e-mails and instant messages to Congressional pages.
My life will reach the fecal point when my parents see my grades this semester.
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Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.
Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.
AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.
During a particularly explosive bowel movement, the residuals splattered on the bowl above the water level is considered to be Fecal Overspray. This is not to be confused with underspray.
My co-worker really laid a bomb down in the mens room today. The worst part was that he left all his fecal overspray to harden on the bowl and didnt clean it off all day.
The official scale of fecal size and weight.
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
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The process by which a persons brain becomes shit.
This bud is so good it produces spontaneus trans neural fecalization.
When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.
Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram