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When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.
Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.
OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.
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1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
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The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?
Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out
Why the fuck u be searching up this hella long name
Nicholas Alexander Alejandro Fonseca Dousdebes Fernandez is Someone who is hella fine
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Definition: A person that will make you laugh till you pee, stay by your side through good and bad, makes your issues his issues all without expecting or asking anything in return.
I didn’t think I could of gotten through a rough patch in my life but God sent me a Jeffrey Fernandez and now I am stress free
The opposite of a dirty Sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones anal cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. A very common term amongst Americans in Sweden.
One lonely night Danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.anusfingerasslonelylip