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A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
Any object you can not describe because you are to stupid to remember the proper terminology OR a mechanical part that is machined for an unusual application and, therefore, not mass produced.
EXAMPLES: wing nut,
Can you grab me that drill, a #2 bit, two screws and that Fern Dobbler?
Well, here’s your problem, your Fern Dobbler is not aligned.
“Where is that thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, that Fern Dobbler”
A derogatory term for a sit-down chain restaurant in which all outlets have eerily similar interior design.
"While traveling, one of the great pleasures is to find a restaurant that isn't exactly like all the brass and fern restaurants that seem to be multiplying like a plague of locusts across the country."
Literally a fern. A plant a couple can buy to prove they can work together and be responsible before having children. Essentially, a plant one uses as a practice-baby.
Woman: "You killed our love fern!"
Man: "I'm sleeping with your sister"
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By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
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a different word for tree hugger
dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers
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CODY FERN IS FUCKING HOT AND SEXY FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY
another person: who is cody fern?
me: a fucking hot person 😍😩☝🏽