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One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?
Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.
Guy 1: You sick fuck!
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The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.
Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!
Old, crusty, or worn out.
"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."
Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.
"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."
What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.
"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."
"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."
A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.
Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”
Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”
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a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke
Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?
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A severely infected, ingrown pubic hair.
When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.