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Finland a contry that thinks its a part of scandinavia even though all scandinavians (Norway, Sweden, Denmark) say they are not. If you want to annoy a Finn tell them they are not scandinavian but Russian.
PS: I'm not responisble for any harm finnish people might force on you if u say they are russian.
Scandinavian: You are not a part of scandinavia!!
Finn: YES FINLAND IS A PART OF SCANDINAVIA!!
Scandinavian: Nah you are russian.
Finn: ARRRGGGHHHHH Do you want my fist in your face!!!! Finland is not russian!!!! *Takes out knife* MUHAHAHAHAH
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Finns love sports, they are just not very good at it, at least in sports precticed by any other country then themselves.
More than anything, they wish they would beat Sweden in hockey in a game that would mean anything...
Finland - Sweden 5-6 (World Cup 2003, Quarter finals, Hartwall arena, Helsinki... and Sweden was down 5-1)
Sweden - Finlad 3-2 (Olympic games 2006, Final)
Sweden - Finland WC-final... oh, yeah... Finland didn't make it and Sweden won again
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"Finland" is a code word for a place where couples ditch their friends and make out. Generally behind a building or in the bushes.
Jack: Rachel, what do you want to do?
Rachel: I dunno Jack, whatever you feel like doing.
Jack: Let's go to Finland!
Rachel: Sounds like fun, I love it in Finland!
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Finland Helicopter
To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.
May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
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Durning a movie or picture when half of the face is showing.
Tiffany this picture is a Team Finland. I can only see half of your face.
Being, or coming out as trans*.
Did you hear about Tanner? They're going to finland, and want to be referred to by female pronouns now.
Mark used to be Maddy, until he went to finland.
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