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Accepting someones type of skill
*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect
When someone on a dating app is wasting other people's time because they want attention and to be friends but not actually date.
A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.
Friends first is the unpaid internship of the dating world. They want you to do all the same work and use you but don't want to give you any benefits.
When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
When a guy pops a virgin girls cherry
Chad will always remember his first fuck with Keirsten her soft hair ,firm butt, tight pussy, and hard nipples it was an amazing experience he will never forget!
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First Love is the first person you want to be with. You can talk to them anytime of the day/ night regardless. First love is the person who you first see a future with and want to last. The person who you first feel a fast connection. The first and one of the hardest heartbreaks .. many believe First love also happens to be their last . You’ll always have place in your heart for them because they’re the first person who you cared for even . First love can happen in any age or anywhere even if you never meet a person . Love is love
who’s your first love?
boy: a girl i meet in kindergarten
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When a dating couple encounter there first anal smell in there releationship
It was nothing but akward when Chad was making out with Kiersten and he ripped a First Fart on her!
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The awesome fan following of Terry Goodkind. We are the steel against steel, so he can be the magic against magic.
Dude, have you read Wizard's First Rule?
Duh! I'm a member of the First File!