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A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.
Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!
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When you are under the covers in bed and you lift them up and let all the cold air in. Horrible in winter but quite refreshing in warmer seasons.
Stop floofing, boyfriend, I only just got warm.
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Intentionally provoking a fight on social media.
I was in a pissy mood so I spent the night floofing assholes on NextDoor.
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The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.
"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."
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The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.
Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!
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(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~
"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.
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Similar to fluffing or to fluff however to a severe degree
Tyler was floofing his beard till the loss and eventual expiration of a poodle.
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