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Meaning you’re not dating someone right now and are free
Girl:hey do you have a girlfriend
Me:no I’m free
Hot, sexy, and a fine black woman from the show 106 & park
Her looks explains it all
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The overarching theme under which SEX would be re-designed...if men were in control.
TIPSY-ABOUT TO GET SHUT DOWN ON A DATE-LOSER:"Sex is just so poorly designed."(hiccup)
WOMAN:"Oh?"
LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."
WOMAN:"Check please."
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1. The idea that people consciously make decisions with their i. One of many problems with this double-noun sequence is that it contradicts itself. Something "willed" is completely controlled. Something "free" is completely uncontrolled.
2. "Free" is a verb in this def. It is the separation of ego from presence/consciousness/that which is being. In other words, it is halting the human sense of control. This event ends all acknowledgement of secular reality, even thoughts, revealing the ultimate euphoric existence, atman, heaven, soul, anatta, etc. It can be done. It can be undone.
1a. "I choose to think I am great, and I choose to hate anything not in agreement with my greatness, but when it does not fear my hate, I get scared, and I dunno why."
1b. Rejected by most religion and proven false by science, now how often do these two parties agree on something?????
2. Give it a try...its only salvation. Free will, yes free that will. No past, no future, only present. Yes present, not absent.
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An excuse used by Christians to justify God allowing evil and suffering to innocent people. Christians usually use this excuse when they don't have a better argument.
Atheist: How can an all good and loving God allow so many horrible things to happen like cancer, rape, murder, or the Holocaust?
Christian: Hey, God didn't do any of those things pal! He gave us all free will!
Atheist: But if God is all knowing, that means he created us with full knowledge that we will do horrible things. So doesn't that mean we DON'T have free will?
Christian: I... Uh... Um... Hey! Don't question God's infinite plan! Our human simple minds could never comprehend God's intensions!
Atheist: 😑
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When your parents or older guardian is not home.
Yerr, just got the free! Come thru!!