Rural Dictionary

Shower

When a friend says ''brb going to take a shower'' or '' I'm going to take a shower'' and never comes back.

You know I'm going to take a shower. (note they said they are a little tired)

by AnimeFaggot July 29, 2016

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showering

showering is something that tom hanks can't do

normal person-I like showering
tom hanks-why do you like showering when you can not shower

by rishi savaged May 7, 2021

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shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

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Shower

A place in the bathroom where a person can rub soap & run warm water all over there naked body

Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)