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A town or Ward located in Woodbridge Township, which is then part of Middlesex County, New Jersey. However, Fords is its own town and has its own zip code (08863). Fords is the third largest district and one of ten districts in Woodbridge Township, NJ. The towns surrounding Fords are: Edison, Metuchen, Menlo Park Terrace, Woodbridge proper, Hopelawn, and Keasbey. Fords is accesible and surrounded by almost every major Highway in Central NJ. Mainly NJ Turnpike (aka I-95), Garden State Parkway, Route 1, Route 9., and I-287. For this reason Fords is considered the "CrossRoads" of Central NJ. These highways all cut through Fords. Along Route 1., Fords is in between Woodbridge Center Mall and Menlo Park Mall which are about 8 miles apart or less.
1. I live in Fords, NJ.
2. I'm located in the Fords section of Woodbridge Township.
3. My zip code in Fords, NJ is 08863
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Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang
"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."
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the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds
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fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead
look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford
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Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?
MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!
see: Ford Expedition EL
For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.
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a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.
Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...
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