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When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.
Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"
Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."
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noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.
Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.
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when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.
guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?
guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!
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the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination
"Namir couldn't wait any longer, so he wooden forklifted his mistress to his bedroom."
When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?
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The proof of intelligence. Someone that has a the license to operate a forklift is a genius and the highest form of intelligence.
Someone: *Says anything dumb or stupid*
Me: Says someone who doesn't have a forklift license.
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Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.
"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."
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