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A day in which you and your friends dress in tuxes and dresses while eating at a fast food joint such as Burger King. You would be suprised at people's reactions....
Tammy: Barbie!! We should totally do something today!
Barbie: Yeah totally, why don't we have a Formal Day?
Tammy: KK
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Proposal that the biological emergence of language was caused by a reaching of a critical level of female-inherited genetic variation.
Generative formalism says that language emerged when one reached a threshold-level of genetic variation as inherited from one's FEMALE ancestors.
Ironically this was caused by male looting and conquest.
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A loser (generally a parent/teacher) who lingers about at a School Formal, usually to stop "innapropriate behaviour".
Innapropriate Behaviour, to a Formal Nazi is anything a sensible person would call fun.
Brendan tried to kiss me at the formal, while Ebony was spilling the fizzy on the floor and Kayla blasted her iPod until that Formal Nazi came across,
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A formal whore is someone who attempts to go to as many college (in Oxbridge) formals as possible. They will stop at nothing to get a place at a formal they have not been to.
A: I went to King's yesterday! (proud) Now I only have Tit Hall to tick off.
B: Oh my god you formal whore...
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A type of shirt with a tie,tuxedo,bowtie,etc. printed on the front so as to appear important looking
nah, its printed on, goin' semi-formal today
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a sexual act: the placement of one's testicles inside the anal sphincter of another, immediately followed by mounting said person, placing the penis in their mouth while allowing the freshly dirtied scrotum to press down on the center of their collar bone, leaving a shitty imprint which more or less resembles a bow tie.
"dude, remember that chick from the bar last night? yeah, i gave her the mr. formal."
"ooh, yeah. that feels good. harder. harder. faster. wait- a little slower. ok, now pop those balls in my ass and give me the mr. formal, stud."
"fuck men's warehouse, i'm a mr. formal man."
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Someone who looks mad at the world and everything in it.
Guy 1: "Hey dude! How did your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "Not good. She was an Optic Formal. It sucked, I didn't know if she liked what I was doing because she just looked mad at everything."
Guy 1: "Aw that sucks."
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