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The most beautiful, kind hearted girl in the entire world. She has an ugly boyfriend but they are madly in love and are spending eternity together. The perfect bestfriend, girlfriend and person, period. Also has a great ass
guy 1: Look at Natalie Forrest
guy 2: I would totally smash
guy 1: To bad she has a bf
When two people defecate simultaneously back to back. Can occur anywhere, not defined by location. Definition comes from the scene when Forrest and Bubba are in Vietnam and sleep back to back. This is the position two people must take in order to share the same toilet, or to poop in an open field with no support structure to lean against.
Jory and I really had to poop but there was only one toilet. We took a quick Forrest Dump before plunging the clearly clogged toilet.
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Forrest Kline is the lead singer in an amazing band called Hellogoodbye. He likes to wear short shorts and long socks, from what I've seen. He's from Huntington Beach, California and has an adorable dog named Gordie and a gorgeous girlfriend named Chelsea. Forrest and the rest of Hellogoodbye - Jesse, Marcus and Chris- are amaaaaazingggg!
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?!" "A roman (roaming) catholic!" -Forrest Kline @ a show.
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a MMA fighter known for his heart and hardworking mentality, very tough, trains at Xtreme Couture, former UFC LightHeavyweight Champion
Guy 1: dude, did you watch UFC 86 last night?
Guy 2: ya, Forrest Griffin beat Rampage for the belt
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When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.
One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!
the lead singer of the powerpop band Hellogoodbye. He's the only dude i know of that can get away with wearing hot shorts, and he has nice legs =
Dear Jaime, Sincerly Forrest Kline.
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