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A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.
Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"
Firefighter: SILENCE
Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"
the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!
A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.
“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”
“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”
“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”
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Just coined about 2 and a half minutes ago. A sex fort may be created for the performing of sex in a room that already doesnt have much privacy -such as a dorm room. Hence, a smaller room created with blankets, pillows, cardboard etc., in a already small room.
"Hey Matt have you seen my girlfriend? she was out walking the dog."
"Yeah bro they're in my sex fort, sorry but how could you miss us you were in the room"
"Ohhhhhh nice!"
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A secret hideout built by a stripper in order to shelter your lap dances from the rest of the club. It is ussually made of multiple high back chairs turned backwards to create a wall of privacy. It is generally more cost effective than the VIP room.
Matt said he had the time of his life at the club last night. He hooked up with a cool stripper and she even built him a stripper fort! She then proceeded to violate the clubs touching policy! It was better that any VIP room.
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Fort Worth is the fifth-largest city in the state of Texas and the seventeenth-largest city in the United States. Situated in North Texas and a cultural gateway into the American West, Fort Worth covers nearly 300 square miles.
It went from a sleepy outpost to a bustling town when it became a stop along the legendary Chisholm Trail, the dusty path where millions of cattle were driven North to market. Fort Worth became the center of the cattle drives, and later, the ranching industry. Its location on the Old Chisholm Trail, helped establish Fort Worth as a trading and cattle center and earned it the nickname "Cowtown."
Fort Worth is a city.
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a small town in the middle of fucking nowhere, it appears on like every map but no one can ever find it.
Guy 1:hey, where are you going again?
Guy 2:Fort Nelson
Guy 1:where?
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