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Gibbous Fowl: Derogatory proper name for someone espousing an absurd philosophy.
Gibbous Fowl what in the world are you talking about?
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The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.
Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.
Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.
Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.
He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"
"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
Related people:
Artemis Fowl
Captain Trouble Kelp
Holly Short
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An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."
Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
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Having sex with a turducken.
Thanksgiving at the office has never been the same since Steve pulled a Triple-Fowl Play last year.
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A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.
Jenkins and friend:
“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”
a cuss word relating to a person who have sex with fowls. mostly used in theCaribbean.
you fowl fucking mudda cunt
The fifth installment in the award winning series Artemis Fowl. This book won the 2009 Cupachilli Award in the category of Outstanding Childrens Novel.
And the winner of the Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to.....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!
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