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My three year old sat on a balloon. I saw on Fox that there had been a huge gas explosion in our area. People died.
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A pesudo-crazy X-TREME Right-Wing News Channel that thinks that Liberals with Communist/COBRA backing are Destroying America. Their stronghold (Fort Sarah Palin) is located in the Northern Hinterlands of Alaska, right next to the world's only Yeti preservation. They also have a secret Volcano Base (Fort Dubya) located by Dr. Evil's (A staunch Liberal, and CEO of Starbucks) Super-Secret Volcano Cidatel, who often launches attacks on them because they load his TV/Supercomputers with lots of Right-Wing/Dwarf Porn Spam.
The motto of FOX News is "Fair and Balanced*", but should be "Fairly Biased."
*Yeah right.
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The news your grandpa watches.
Also prescribed by your TV to lose brain cells.
Grandpa stop yelling at FOX News about politics!
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The sub rosa propaganda wing of the Republican party and the Bush administration. Made up of no good, low life, lying, rotton, four flushing, sons of bitches who specialized in talking out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.
Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are the loudest windbags on the network.
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It is a sensationalist media outlet that perpetuates negative stereotypes against republicans.
Most republicans, like me, don't watch this garbage. It's meritless propaganda, presented with catchphrases like "THE SPIN STOPS HERE"- ironically followed by opinionated commentary.
Fox News is why everyone assumes I hate gay people and muslims just because I have conservative opinions about the economy. I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE. I'M PRO CHOICE. But Fox News, day in and day out, convinces America that Republicans are ignorant fucks who want America to be a white-supremacist police state.
I just want you guys to know my opinion on that, me being an insider and all..
Me: I support privatized health care and I believe in the free market.
Everyone else: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FUCK!
Me: Thanks a lot, Fox News! >:(
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1. As impossible as it may seem, it is more retarded than CNN. People actually consider CNN left-wing in comparison to FOX News.
2. A reminder of why the world hates this country.
I was watching Fox News, and i told my TV to shut the fuck up and put on the Simpsons.
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the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil
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