French Fry Whore

the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.

"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"

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French Fry Fingers

Someone with really long skinny fingers. normally friends with sasquatches

person 1 "omg her fingers are so long and skinny!"
person 2 "They look like french fries"
person 3 "french fry fingers ! ha. ha. "

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dirty french fry

When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.

I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry

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French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.

The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!

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French Fry Lie

A fallacy statement either written or verbal against the French Fry.

Keith says that French Fries cannot be an appetizer, this is a French Fry Lie!

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Blackened French Fry

n. 1. A black person who hangs out with only white people. 2. A modern day definition for an Uncle Tom.

G-Cash used to be down for his people but now he's a blackened french fry.

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French Fry Titties

basically like ‘oof’. i use this term when im shocked about something

‘FRENCH FRY TITTIES YOU SCARED ME!’

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