call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

Arabian French Toast

whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose

im ganna arabian french toast you so hard

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burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching

sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast

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French Toast

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it

JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?

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French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

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French Toast Husky

A young lady that has had the misfortune of ordering clothes from French Toast only to realize that her junior size was labeled as husky

Fiona was dismayed to find out that she was a French Toast husky.

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Oklahoma French toast

When a guy ejaculates on toast inside a southern woman's vagina

Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast

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