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THE MOST AWESOMEST THING IN THE WORLD
Jim: Did you see Friday night Cranks last night?
Bob: FUCK YEAH
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A annoying Instagram caption all the girls use when they post themselves on insta at football game. (In reference to a football movie)
Caption: friday night lights with my bestie ❤️
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When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"
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a euphemism for "you're adopted"
person 1: beep boop da da skido beep
person 2: son you are friday night funkin'
A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.
I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!
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when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap
i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua
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Refers to what the former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey, his wife and a page called their orgies. The "intense" escapades, he said, usually began with a "couple of drinks" at a local T.G.I. Friday's and culminated in "a hard-core consensual sex orgy" between the three of them at McGreevey's Woodbridge condo.
My friend Dan took me to TGIF's and asked me if i wanted to do a "Friday Night Special" with him and his wife.
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