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60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .
Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!
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When a person takes off their shoes or socks after wearing them for a long while and the odor is so immense and nasty that it resembles the smell of any kind of Corn-chip.
*Jo'niqua, the loud ghetto black girl takes off her socks to put lotion on her feet in the middle of class even though she sits in the front row by the teachers desk*
Angela: "Ugh, i hate when that bitch does that shit!"
Cristina: "I know! And to make it worse she has Frito Feet!"
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its when a guy dresses up in a pixie fairy costume fucks his bitch, then eats some frito chips spits them in her vagina, pukes on it, then fucks it doing the helicopter.
Dude, tom i just saw this pixie frito porn on this fetish porn site.
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A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.
The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.
The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.
Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.
USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!
Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!
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The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.
Yolanda:
What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!
Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.
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A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
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When you eat pussy that's so yeasty it makes you vomit on it, then you fuck her in her dirty asshole and stick your shit covered throbbing member back in her disgusting vagina; mixing the feces, vomit, and yeast...and then going back down to chow on your delicious meal.
Luke didn't anticipate having a Serbian Frito Pie with Lana after their taco/burrito combo meal from Taco Bell, but here we are.
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