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When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed
When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.
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When you start seeing ghosts but they make you horny so you try to fuck them. You thrust through them and snap your penis on your wall.
Doctor: how did you snap your penis
Man: the fuckening
Doctor: it’s happened to all of us
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australian slang for "sure thing" or "i'll say or "you're right" or damn straight.
Statement: Its cold tonight
Response: Fucken oath it is
what skitz cunts say to adress another skitz cunt
sassy-“Lez ya fucken druggo whats gaiin onnn!”
lez-“fuck yuu sassy ya really fucked me up this time cunt”
sassy-“yur only gonna get liver pains for the next 5 years or so”
lez-“fuck yuuu sassy”
An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.
"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"
"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."
"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
Means when one of you friends is being stupid or if you are arguing with someone you hate.
e.x, Jaskirt (It is me so im not targeting anyone) is being such a fucken bitch.
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